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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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tastefullyoffensive:

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zepsternerd:

Stephanie Ayoub

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

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adriandim:

nice-wig-janis:

there is hope for everyone, don’t give up yet

Check out all the other celebs that used to be ugly ducklings!!!!
YOU WILL BE SHOCKED!!!

I can’t believe Taylor Swift used to look like this! HAHA

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cumsock:

maybe
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cumsock:

maybe

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pho-bia:

if you can make me physically smile when talking to me online then you are fantastic

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allonsyimpala:

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kentromanoff:

That time Peter Parker was trained by Natasha Romanoff. 

It’s a spider thing

It’s a spider thing

Don’t you love how Peter can do it with his calves but Natasha has to use her inner thighs. This whole equality thing is great.

Thighs are stronger than calves, and you can get a tighter grip, as well as have a higher chance of breaking things. Peter was intending to disarm, Natasha was ready to kill. Natasha is a trained assassin, and Peter is a student who works for a newspaper.
Given their backgrounds and experiences, it would be UNequal to have Peter using skills and disarming tactics that Natasha was trained to do so.

So yes, this whole equality thing is great.

Owned

This post is brilliant.

also peter has bALLS OK you dont want to SLAM YOUR FUCKING TESTICLES into someons fucking SKULL 

Reblogging for last comment. Laughing for 3257865 years

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